Friday, August 16, 2013

A SoulSilver PhilosoLocke Ep. 1: Always Have Extra PokeBalls

So I took some shitty spirit Pokemon quiz and I got a Haunter, which is cool. I never played with Haunter so it should be interesting..
"You seem scary but your actually not." Bullshit.

So I'm starting off with Haunter and this run will be randomized, in terms of Pokemon I encounter in the wild, everything else is pretty much the same.

You know I hate these tutorial things in the games, let's just say after 16 years of playing I can catch a Pokemon and work the menus. So after what seems like the longest chat I've ever had with my mom and Prof. Elm, I finally get Haunter which I'm going to name Camus (after my favorite Philosopher). I'm going to go with a Philosopher theme. DAMN IT, I KNOW HOW TO WORK A PHONE MOM!! Fuck it, I'll see you guys when I battle Silver.

Okay so time to face Silver. Camus (Haunter) is at level 8 and only has lick to damage. It took a while but I put his Tododile to sleep and Licked him to death (My wife wishes I was a Haunter).

You guys know the story from here….

Okay so after my "tutorial" from Lyra my first Encounter is (Drum Roll!!)

It's a SCYTHER! and just like that I run out of PokeBalls. This is gonna be a great run.